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Top Eight Mentally Unstable Fictional Characters

1. Dexter Morgan - Dexter
“They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being. It’s like no one told them it’s the hardest thing in the world.”

2. Colonel Hans Landa - Inglourious Basterds
“What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none…and that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat.”

3. The Joker - The Dark Knight
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just…do things.”

4. Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
“You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.”

5. Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs
“Terns? Mmh. If I help you, Clarice, it will be ‘turns’ with us too. Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?”

6. John Doe - Se7en
”Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.”

7. Tommy DeVito - Goodfellas
”Alright, so he got shot in the foot, what is it, a big fuckin’ deal?”

8. Beyond Birthday - The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases
“I have become a corpse. I cannot answer. I am dead.”

I’m way out of my animu phase, but goddamn did I love BB. That fucker was terrifying and fascinating all at once. I was so sad when I cosplayed him and nobody knew who the hell I was. >:

 no viola, you were dead L.

remember.